MTV Video Music Awards - Lisboa

OK: be warned i am watching tv show, drinking wine and typing.

Pre-Show Bullshit

Coldplay and Bloc party are taking the piss. Nice work. Shaggy must be drunk. Nelly Retardo must be on coke. Seal Paul wearing dark glasses. Looks like a good show.

I am finding it hard to comprehend the rise of Greenday. Oh i member tha dookiedayz. The lying slackers!!!

Someone has given Brittney Murphy a great dress. Too bad it does not cover her head.

De La Soul in tha house!!! decent. Sugababes sound much better when they sing. Its like Eastenders!!! yuck. Tits outa place.... Slut it up girls.

Must remember its all about the VIDEOS, not the people who paid to have them made....

Shakira is explaining her mongrelness 50% lebo and 50% who knows whot. Was Anastasia in the Black Hole Sun video?

Ok. Showtime...
Madge is UP. out of a discoball egg You can almost see madge's vadge! Nice to see the cute asian boy from the video on stage with her. Voice is like a screetching cat! It's the sex book all over again. Pornstar makeup noice.

Borat Arrives - calls Mads a tranvestitve. Colour Me Badd Borat!!

Black Hole Sun returns. Guys comment if Anastacia rates? I just can't see it.
Best Album: I will not outline nominees just the winners FYI.

Swig of wine.

Greenday: I expect them to clean up tonight.Just remember people this is the European Music Video Awards.

Sugababes present Best pop: Non eventful to comment.
Winner:please win gorillaz.
Alas the black eyed peas. Is this band a joke? I just don't get it. I will only support this win if Fergie wets her pants again.

Coldplay plug new single or is it an old one. Not sure?

Seems to be a problem: we have been diverted to a Franz Ferdinand video. Pehaps Madge's Vadge broke loose?

The seriously sexy Sean Paul. I don't think so.
OK: Best Hip Hop. A crime if Kanye West does not win this. Although the snoop dogg vid is pretty nice. Fiddy please lick your own lollipoop and save some girl's life! Missy i like when ya phat baby.

winner: snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

pour tha chandon!

Internationaal singing prostitutes: Pussycat dolls ( thanks Borat)
I'm glad my boyfriend is nothing like you! Those pussycats can dance tho, i am sure those their molluscs have been ascending poles in the past.

Football players I do not recognise.
Best Rock: coldplay! r they rock? no! greenday punkpop! foofighters? U2 rock only in the tombstone sense.

Ok so Greenday win.... so european

Gorillaz arrive! this could be so good!! with del la soul around.
Wow great graphics.
vitual and shit yeah!

OH yes. tha boyz!!!
This is pure art. kudos.

Long break: Lots of commercials because we need them. It's not like the whole show is not one big commerical.

Akon: who is this guy? I am so out of touch.
Husband comment " what is this shit"
What is it about back men and white shoes?

Jared Leto arrives: "War Peace Charity George Bush"
Get ya hand off it jarrod.
Best alternative: Beck, Goldfrapp, System of a Down, White Stripes, Bloc Party.

system of a down. and they are non EU go Europe!!!

Craig David time: Boobsie 4 Craig!!
He certainly is tubbing up.
Best R&B: I so want Mariah to win! and so does my hubs. It's like that y'all, ...

I fuckin hate alisha keys and if i forgot a y she can stick it up herself for me.
tha bitch won.

I just lost so much in the my upload. Robbie etc. Dedicates somg to his mum. Rather shite performance. Bob looks tired.

Madge is back:
she is dressed as a xmas present and still has no voice when she speaks.

Geldof wins Free your mind award. Someone should give Bob a time limit.
Must say this is wearing me out. Not much to look forard to Black eyed peas,foo fighters, I am only in it for Gael and Ms Goldfrapp now!

Red wine is making me sleepy. Not to mention Bob Geldof!

thats it kids.I cant watch anymore.

Love Adz