Bedknobs and Crucifixs

A strange thing happened whilst I was roaming with my TV remote control yesterday. God TV, which had provided me with hours of annoying entertainment, had vanished and been replaced with the Disney Channel. Raising many questions in my tiny little head. What will become of Joyce Meyers and her crusade? Will her new career allow her to afford those shoulder padded power suits? What about our South African evangelists Rory and Wendy. Will they get all the money they need to support their overly groomed lifestyle? Or are they just transforming these personalities of God into childrens Disney characters? So many questions I have God of TV programming.
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