Welcome to Woop Woop

Now that Welcome to Woop Woop has finally been released on DVD I feel it the appropriate time to release it on my Finnish partner. This is a lost gem of Australian cinema, doing poorly at the box office and staggering to live upto the international success of director Stephan Ellliots Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Now everyone can be as happy as a bastard on Fathers Day!

P.S This would make a nice xmas gift for anyone you might know living in Finland.

Goodwill Grabbing.

After recently becoming aware that Matt Damon, who I don\t particularly like, has a Finnish grandfather and who/s arse is the object of George Clooneys affection I decided to offer this up for you.

Matt said: "George grabs my ass every day. At least once a day. That's why I've done three movies with him". But during the making of the movie, Clooney became so depressed after piling on the pounds for his role [in Syriana], Damon found he was no longer the centre of his attention. He added to America's Cinema Confidential website: "George is normally so fun and vibrant--like grabbing my ass - but during the shoot he really wasn't. He was very serious."

Poor Matt
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Demetri Martin

Just saw this guy on the Conan show. Made me laugh. Enjoy http://www.demetrimartin.com/main.html

Gifts from Husband

Not sure if this is widely available but its dahm good. So next time you pigout on chocolate do it in style.

oldschool pacman

http://www.fresh99.com/oldschool-pacman.htm

Tunes du jour.

Perhaps it is the pre xmas discoball i purchased for myself but these two song really have me moving today. Fortunately the darkness enables me to even have discoball fun in the mornings also.
Tiga You gonna want me 12" dance mix
Royksopp What Else is there? Stuart Price. thin white duke remix.

Hyvaa Pikujoulua! (Happy Little xmas)

Wax on Wax Off.

Farewell Mr Miyagi.










http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-11-25-morita_x.htm

Strike Three- The Curse of the Newlyweds

You're there by my side In every way I know that you would not forsake me I give you my life Would not think twice Your love is all I need believe me I may not say it quite as much as I should When I say I love you darling that means for good So open up your heart and let me in And I will love you 'til forever Until death do us part we'll be together So take my hand and hold on tight And we'll get there This I swear I'm wondering how I ever got by Without you in my life to guide me Where ever I go the one thing that's true Is everything I do I do for you I may not say it quite as much as I should When I say I love you darling that means for good So open up your heart and let me in And I will love you 'til forever Until death do us part we'll be together So take my hand and hold on tight And we'll get there This I swear So whenever you get there Just reach out for me I'll never let you down my love And I will love you 'til forever Until death do us part we'll be together So take my hand and hold on tight And we'll get there This I swear And I will love you 'til forever Until death do us part we'll be together So take my hand and hold on tight And we'll get there This I swear

Carson is a horny horse.

It's not easy being the only horse in the barn with a horn on your head.

Hitting preschool reading lists soon.

How about a duck?

This and more nudey boy and animal pics by Dimitris Yeros.

Doctor keeps the apple away

Whilst returning my dvd today I once again stepped back in time. Breaking through the sounds of Fiona Apple on the ipod, the radio at my DVD store seemed to be hooked into some Swedish pop station. Todays special was by Dr Alban, Sing Hallelujah! Most of us have put the early 90\s dancepop period firmly in reserve for drunken weddings but the Swedish seem to revel in past chart glories.

Dr Alban, who actually is a Dr of dentisty, seems to still be going strong in Abbaland. As well as providing vocals on a Sash dance song he has also taken time to develop his own special underpants.

http://www.dralban.info/
P.S. this is just unfortunate http://www.ihateglasses.com/html/dr_alban.html

Bring on the Christmas spirits.

Ok, I think I am already over the Christmas period The thought of guiding 30 kids through Chritmas craft activities, writing cards and dealing with pushy shoppers already makes me want to ship of somewhere warm. If I have to act excited about explaining that "yes, we do have Christmas in the summer" one more time I am going to blow.

I think my delayed trip to Sydney is the cause of this cynical behaviour. So I have decided to fight fire with fire. So send any cynical, dark, sarcastic recommendations my way. For those of you wishing to take the journey in the opposite direction of Christmas cheer I can point you towards Santaland Diaries by David Sedaries and the film Bad Santa. This I feel is the only antidote to bring balance back to the force.

Cattrall out of the bag

Loco

I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different." Ricky Martin in this months Blender Magazine.
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=333

Good Morning Wood

Here is a nice little song by NY band Morningwood to clear out all the junk in your head. This, like the SONY rootkit will firmly imbed itself ,however, no nasty side effects will ensue. So enjoy.


Watch Morningwood "Nth Degree" [wmv]

Husky Tits

Don\t let SONY get away with this.

Ms Wizzie Don\t get dem titties in a tangle.

Some of you may not be aware of a charming litttle Aussie lass who has been entertaining me online for some time now, and for a long time offline. She has two blogs bustingout and kittypong. I am frequently stealing content she has stolen from someone else so i feel it only appropriate that i turn my 2 readers over to her. So check it out before Wiz is married to some anonymous polygomous T Shirt lover and domesticity pulls her from her postings.


http://projectp.expandemonium.net/htm/main01.html

http://www.manties.net/

Media Slut Alert

After torturing us with her hoax marriage to Dweezil Zappa, Lisa Loeb will return to television to bring her insights into the singles scene in NYC. Fuck woman ...............................go away.
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French Pi

Just saw the film " Un long dimanche de fiançailles " by Jean-Pierre Jeunet . This really is a great film. It goes without saying all of his films are visual treats and so well made. I cant remember what rubbish won academy awards last year but this film me like.

I was reading some comments on www.imdb.com and noticed that Jeunet will be directing the film version of Yann Martels Booker prize winning novel "The Life of Pi". This I feel is a perfect match.

Confessions on the Blogfloor

With Matthew McConahayhayaugh taking out some hottest man award this week I thought I would delve into the minds of my readers, all 2 of you, and provide you with a public forum to confess.

Have you ever been midly attracted to someone uncool? Have you sat through hours of poor acting or watched video clips with poor sound quality just to see your beloved? So here is the deal all confessions can be posted in the comments. Just relinquish that childhood crush and be done with it. I will start.

Ok, I am not proud. Here goes. Steve Guttenberg. Why? I have no reason, however, it seems I am not the only with a taste for Steve check out this steveguttenbergproject. In London earlier this year I was chatting to Kim Cattrell and mentioned Steve, whom she shared screentime with in Police Academy, to see how he was doing. She just laughed, shimmered her eyes after a wave erotic excitement worked its way up her spine and out of her head.

Once a near and dear friend(name witheld)
confessed to finding Per Gessle, the male singer from Roxette, quite pleasing to the eye.

So now it is your turn? Onya Per.

Moss growing on a rolling stone

Aged born again rocker Ronn Moss made a Television appearance on Finnish TV2 last night. Poor Ronn.

I felt so sorry for him having to deal with two bumbling fools of interviewers. Firstly Ronn was made to sit in a plastic hugging chair with a bunch of staring Finns. He was then questioned about his position on the Iraq war. Nice way to ease him into the interview and proceeded to question him on his personal realtionships. Ridge sent the hosts blushing when he turned the question around. They then went into possibly the most unfunny skit involving Ronn in a made up soap opera. The sudds did not bubble and everyone looked a bit stupid.

So a possibly great interview turned sour. Jobs should be lost. Ronn if you are reading this we should meet, a signed picture of you would be the perfect Xmas gift for my Aunt Daphne. Meet under Stockmann Clock tomorrow at 3.00pm. Oh and bring your guitar.

Brokeback Mountain

I read Brokeback Mountain by E. Annie Proulx this week and am a little skeptical about the film.The short story only took about 30 mins to read and the film running time is 134mins. Oh well we get to see a whole load of Jake. Any comments would be appreciated if any of you see the film.

Poor Little Blue Chicken

So the blue bird flu still has our Kylie down and out while imitators like Madonna strut their stuff to less than pleasing results.

Kylie has been busy recovering and rioting on the streets of Paris because of her limited performance options and decided she needed to release a DVD of the Showgirl tour. This coincides with a media attack of Channel 10 specials and digital singles.

"Somewhere over the Rainbow", the worst song of the concert will attempt to reach your ears during the Christmas period. I was at the Paris concert and this song was a stinker along with the "Especially for You singalong". Let us just say this did not go down well with the Frenchies. So two warts on an otherwise fantastic show. By the way Danniiiiiiiiiiiiiii was at the Paris gig which caused a bit of attention. Unfortunately I did not get to see lil sis and what strange body augmentation she had done for the evening.

Anyway the DVD will provide me with yet another opportunity to torment guests and celebrate with wine.

Soccerwhos?

Congrats to the Australian soccer team the Socceroos, not on their naff name, but the fact they are the first Aussie Team to qualify for the world cup in 32 years. Go tha wogball!!!

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Helene Schjerfbeck

The Ateneum this week unveiled 35 paintings by Finnish artist Helene Schjerfbeck. All the paintings, valued at 12 million euros, were donated by Nanny Kaunisto and her late husband Yrjö.

Gwen still just a girl, too bad for Gavin.

So this is what Gwen will look like when she hits old age. The lines of stress from working hard on who should write, produce and art direct her career. And sullen eyes from everytime she looked at her husband and realised he was Marilyns first.

Macho Man

Victor Willis, who was the "cop" in the Village People, is on the run from the cops in California. He was arrested after police found crack cocaine, a loaded gun and "drug paraphernalia" in his Corvette. Willis posted $100,000 bail, but disappeared and has not been found since. He's even made it on to America's Most Wanted list. Presumably he was concerned that his prison time would involve lots of large sexually frustrated men queuing up for a celebrity shag.

(FYI: Willis co-founded the Village People in 1977.He sang lead on their big hits, but got kickedout in 1979 for his drug use. He was convicted in 1990 of drug possession and was acquittedof rape in 1993.)

thanks www.popbitch.com

More:http://www.amw.com/fugitives/brief.cfm?id=35412See the new Village People line-up:http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/

Bedknobs and Crucifixs

A strange thing happened whilst I was roaming with my TV remote control yesterday. God TV, which had provided me with hours of annoying entertainment, had vanished and been replaced with the Disney Channel. Raising many questions in my tiny little head. What will become of Joyce Meyers and her crusade? Will her new career allow her to afford those shoulder padded power suits? What about our South African evangelists Rory and Wendy. Will they get all the money they need to support their overly groomed lifestyle? Or are they just transforming these personalities of God into childrens Disney characters? So many questions I have God of TV programming.
http://www.god.tv/

It's all about airbrushing.

Romantic indecisive Ridge, aka Ronn Moss, has decided he wants a Finnish woman. He also wants to plug his new single "It's All about you".

Finland has previously offered Bold and the Beautiful stars chart success, even Sally Spectra, Darlene Conley, scored a hit.

Ronn has invaded our TV screens with his search for a hit and a ho. So ladies try your luck and reply to Ronn's personal. ( in your best Finnish of course)

Personal: http://seoikea.com/site/profile.do?id=855817&top=1

Ridge stuffs up the whole thing calling the dating site Te oikea, instead of Se oikeo. And threatens he is coming to visit. Can't wait!

Video Clip: http://seoikea.com/site/viewVideos.do?id=855817

Good Lordi

Lordi is invited to join in the eurovision song contest's Finnish competition. After some hesitation, the band decided to give it a go.
"It will not take away our 'rock credibility', in fact, we're bringing the rock credibility to the whole thing", says Kita.
"People are not stupid, they've simply just been offered crab before", continues Mr Lordi, "We are not entering the contest to win, we are doing this kick some serious ass. We have not yet decided the songs that'll enter, but they are from the upcoming album. So, from our point of view, it is just free pr, if nothing more!"
The Finnish competition will take place in January, and it will be televised.

Taken from Lordi website:http://www.lordi.org/main.html

Felix the Dog - my new brother-in-law.

real noice!

Beautiful advertisement. Music by Swedish band the knife.





http://www.bravia-advert.com/commercial/braviacommlow.html

MTV Video Music Awards - Lisboa

OK: be warned i am watching tv show, drinking wine and typing.

Pre-Show Bullshit

Coldplay and Bloc party are taking the piss. Nice work. Shaggy must be drunk. Nelly Retardo must be on coke. Seal Paul wearing dark glasses. Looks like a good show.

I am finding it hard to comprehend the rise of Greenday. Oh i member tha dookiedayz. The lying slackers!!!

Someone has given Brittney Murphy a great dress. Too bad it does not cover her head.

De La Soul in tha house!!! decent. Sugababes sound much better when they sing. Its like Eastenders!!! yuck. Tits outa place.... Slut it up girls.

Must remember its all about the VIDEOS, not the people who paid to have them made....

Shakira is explaining her mongrelness 50% lebo and 50% who knows whot. Was Anastasia in the Black Hole Sun video?

Ok. Showtime...
Madge is UP. out of a discoball egg You can almost see madge's vadge! Nice to see the cute asian boy from the video on stage with her. Voice is like a screetching cat! It's the sex book all over again. Pornstar makeup noice.

Borat Arrives - calls Mads a tranvestitve. Colour Me Badd Borat!!

Black Hole Sun returns. Guys comment if Anastacia rates? I just can't see it.
Best Album: I will not outline nominees just the winners FYI.

Swig of wine.

Greenday: I expect them to clean up tonight.Just remember people this is the European Music Video Awards.

Sugababes present Best pop: Non eventful to comment.
Winner:please win gorillaz.
Alas the black eyed peas. Is this band a joke? I just don't get it. I will only support this win if Fergie wets her pants again.

Coldplay plug new single or is it an old one. Not sure?

Seems to be a problem: we have been diverted to a Franz Ferdinand video. Pehaps Madge's Vadge broke loose?

The seriously sexy Sean Paul. I don't think so.
OK: Best Hip Hop. A crime if Kanye West does not win this. Although the snoop dogg vid is pretty nice. Fiddy please lick your own lollipoop and save some girl's life! Missy i like when ya phat baby.

winner: snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

pour tha chandon!

Internationaal singing prostitutes: Pussycat dolls ( thanks Borat)
I'm glad my boyfriend is nothing like you! Those pussycats can dance tho, i am sure those their molluscs have been ascending poles in the past.

Football players I do not recognise.
Best Rock: coldplay! r they rock? no! greenday punkpop! foofighters? U2 rock only in the tombstone sense.

Ok so Greenday win.... so european

Gorillaz arrive! this could be so good!! with del la soul around.
Wow great graphics.
vitual and shit yeah!

OH yes. tha boyz!!!
This is pure art. kudos.

Long break: Lots of commercials because we need them. It's not like the whole show is not one big commerical.

Akon: who is this guy? I am so out of touch.
Husband comment " what is this shit"
What is it about back men and white shoes?

Jared Leto arrives: "War Peace Charity George Bush"
Get ya hand off it jarrod.
Best alternative: Beck, Goldfrapp, System of a Down, White Stripes, Bloc Party.

system of a down. and they are non EU go Europe!!!

Craig David time: Boobsie 4 Craig!!
He certainly is tubbing up.
Best R&B: I so want Mariah to win! and so does my hubs. It's like that y'all, ...

I fuckin hate alisha keys and if i forgot a y she can stick it up herself for me.
tha bitch won.

I just lost so much in the my upload. Robbie etc. Dedicates somg to his mum. Rather shite performance. Bob looks tired.

Madge is back:
she is dressed as a xmas present and still has no voice when she speaks.

Geldof wins Free your mind award. Someone should give Bob a time limit.
Must say this is wearing me out. Not much to look forard to Black eyed peas,foo fighters, I am only in it for Gael and Ms Goldfrapp now!

Red wine is making me sleepy. Not to mention Bob Geldof!

thats it kids.I cant watch anymore.

Love Adz

Yayoi Kusama

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Birthday Twin

I recently thought I would check up on my birthday twin Grace Jones. Although she is a 56 year old Jamaican artist we are still joined astrologically - "Taurus was born determined nothings gonna stand in my way, loving you is my ambition I was born the 19th of May" - Do or Die.

Grace was described once by Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger as "too tough" during the filming of "Conan The Destroyer" and banned from Disney World in 1998 when she exposed her breats to audience members during a performance.

It seems sis has had a busy year. Apart from being woed by Basement Jaxx Grace has had a few scuffs with transport officials. The first on the Eurostar in April when she failed to provide staff with a premium first class ticket. Objecting to travel with the cattle, Grace graciously requested to be dropped off at the next stop.

In July Grace was threatened with air rage arrest at Heathrow airport. Allegedly Grace ordered crew to take her to the executive lounge when the jet landed, but when she was instead advised to board a less-than-glamorous bus to take her to arrivals with the rest of the passengers, she is said to have lost her temper and began shouting abuse. This time with police assistance Grace boarded the pleb bus.

What is the world coming to when royalty is treated this way.

Check out Grace's website. Nice site and some Titti ( did you know Titti is a girls name in Finalnd?) http://www.theworldofgracejones.com/

A role for the other Hoff

Would make a great film it is written in such a theatrical way. I could not stop thinking the Aleister Crowly based character should be played by Philip Seymour Hoffman not merely for his physical attributes. Phil your cute!!